Bubba's Seel of Approvil

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White Trash Cafe

Hey Bubba Bruthers out they're, do yew have a taste fer sum tastelessness? Then we've found a dilly uf a sight fer yew. It's calld the White Trash Cafe, an its lik Planit Hollywood or the Hard Rok Cafe, but wit haf the pricez and twice th' funny.

So'm, what're they all a-servin' up that I shuld git all-fired up about? How 'bout a tastee Ebonics Burger? Or mebbe yew want ta start out with that Ellen's Comin' Out Surprise! Yessir, these home-style recipes are garanteed ta pleese yer taste buds whyle turnin yer stummach. And if yew wanta little more varietie, be shure ta check out there Specialty Menus! (And if that ain't enuff, yew kin even plunk down sum of the unemploiment chek in White Trash Cafe shop...)