We thought y'all might like to get a glimpse into th' other Ohlimpik-type that's a goin' on ight about now, right smak neer our cuzzins in Dublin, Georgia. It's a-called the Y2K Summer Redneck Games (yep, it's bein run by those peepul on the radio there), and we're happy as a termite in moonshine to tell y'all a little bit bout the eventts down thar...
Wednesday, July 24
- Big Hair Competition
- Where: "City Limits" Holidday Inn/Dublin
- Time: 9 pm
- Ladies will compete for the "Biggest" Hair. Contestants will be judged on style and height.
- Prizes: Trophies and Medallions, Complete Makeover from Beauty Control (Sue Stuckey), Hair Cut from the James Gang, and $100.00 Gift (yeehaw!!!), certificate from Stukey's Jewelers. Door prizes given away during the night.
Thursday, July 25
- Seed Spitting Contest
- Where: Dublin Mall
- Time: 12:15 pm
- Contestants will compete for the longest distance.
- Prizes: Trophies, Medallions and Watermelons.
Friday, Jully 26
- Redneck Bowling Tournament
- Where: Shamrock Bowling Center
- Time: 7 pm
- 16 Teems will compete to win. Each teem will play 3 games, 4 members per team.
- Cost: $7.00 per person plus $1.50 shoe rental. ONLY 16 teams. Sign up now at Shamrock Bowling Center on Industrial Blvd. in Dublin.
- Prizes: Trophies
Saterday, July 27
- Redneck Races
- Where: 441 Speedway
- Time: Evening Races
- "The Redneck Enduro"
- Prizes: $500.00 and Trophy
Sunday, July 28
- Hubcap Hurl
- Where: 441 Speedway/Dublin
- Time: TBA
- Contestants will try to fling the Hubcap for the best distance.
- Prizes: Trophies and Medallions,
Monday, July 28
- Bobbing for Pigs Feet
- Where: Dublin Mall
- Time: TBA
- Each contestant will have 30 seconds to "bob" for as many Pigs Feet as they can get.
- Prizes: Trophies and Medallions
Tuesday, July 30
- Quarters
- Where: City Limits/Holiday Inn
- Time: 9 pm
- Contestants will have 30 seconds to "Bounce" as many quarters as they can into the glass.
- Prizes: $96 in quarters, $100 gift certificate from Stuckey Jewelers, Trophies and Medallions. Must be 21. Proper ID required. Deadline to enter: Monday, July 29. Sign up at City Limits.
Wednesday, July 31
- Tight Jeans Competition
- Where: "City Limits"/Holiday Innn
- Time: 9 pm
- Ladies will compete for "hugging" fit and "overall appearance."
- Prizes: $100 gift certificate to Circle M Wester Wear, Trophies and Medallions, $96 in cash. Must be 21. Proper ID required. Deadline to enter: Monday, July 29. Sign up at City Limits.
Thursday, August 1
- Cigarette Flip
- Where: TBA
- Time: TBA
- Contestants will "flip for distance."
- Prizes: Trophies and Medallions
Friday, August 2
- Armpit Serenade
- Where: Dublin Mall
- Time: 12:15 pm
- Contestants will be judged on style and performance.
- Prizes: Trophies and Medallions
Saturday, August 3
- Redneck Races
- Where: 441 Speedway/Dublin
- Time: Evening Races
- Redneck Pure Stock.
- Prizes: $600 and trophy. Plus all of our winners will get FREE admission to the evening races and will be recognized in a Special Ceremony honoring them for their OUTSTANDING REDNECK ABILITYS!
Y'all can get in touch with Y2K if yer hankerin for more information at (912) 272-4422.
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