Hey, I'm a thankin' ya' fur my mail.
I thought I might share sume of my favrites !
We caint find hide nor hair uf this station on the ol A-M radio, but mebbe sum Bubbas out tharabouts mite have sum use fer this infermation.
email_from: rjohnson@athensnet.com
email_subject: Bubba is on amateur radio !!!
Body: Hello Bubba !! This is Bubba Richard in comer,ga. Nice to see that
the Bubba's have a web page. We have a bubba net on amateur radio Freq.
28.440 on the 10 meter band. We meet each night at 9:00 p.m. est std time.
7days a week. Please feel free to tune us'n inn. Tnx fer the ear. See ya'll
later 73 from Comer,GA.
I don't whut you think is so funny. The Bubbanet is a public survice place whar you can git infurmachon.
email_from: mfuson@caverns.com
email_subject: Bubbaisms
Body: This is absolutely the funniest site on the web!!
Here's sum mail I got frum GRITS! As you know GRITS was started on the Bubbanet.
6/7/96 8:15:24 AM
email_from: morell@gwis2.circ.gwu.edu
email_subject: blownees
Body: what is a blownee, and how do you make one?
It wuz jus last night my ol' lady wuz sayin' she cud uze some of my EZ Ridin', but now ya done it! Ya had to brang up Mr. O-So-Soft! Now ya dun it, now ya dun it. Won't be no EZ Ridin' tonight. I'm athankin' ya Larry.
But that plastic bag thang, sounds kinda kinky. An I nevur seen a real blond, have you?
email_from: Larry Hertzler
email_subject: Wonderment!
Body: This site is like Easy Rider Magazine, unique and disgustung.
Easy Rider is so bad they put in plastic bags way before Playboy and Penthouse.
Your site needs a plastic bag. These are all supposed to be compliments.
Anywho, what does Bubba have to say that is original about blonds.
I am writing because this site reminds me of Bubba 95 DeskTop Organizer,
of the Ososoft Co. So I am wondering where is your software catalog, huh?
I knew a yungun like that once.
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 1995 16:46:56
email_from: RA@msg.itg.ti.com
email_subject: Namesake
Body: My wife has become momma to an orphan squirrel.
It was discovered while she was watering the lawn;
every time she sprayed a certain area, she heard this screeching noise.
It was a newborn naked-as-a-jaybird, still got a soft cord on his belly button.
After trying to put it back into the nest and havin its real momma run over him
and knocking him to the ground again - my wife decided to adopt.
The name was chosen because of his demonstarted toughness:
couldn't be drowned, took 2 falls equivalent to jumping from a 10th story window;
he had to be a BUBBA!
This'un must be a BOY, he B-A-Bouncin' Ask yur wife to check his little ankles,
(or maybe his belly button), to see if she can find little pieces of rubber bands,
and a word of warning ... keep lil' Bubba away frum bridges ! Them "Bungi Jumpin
Squirls" have been causin' a lot of unrest in these here parts. The Bubbas can't
hit'm with wide spread shot, they're eatin' all all the stuff the kids set out fur
the birds an' thar ain't been ain't been 'nuff fur, fur the Bubbette's fashsins
fur over a year. Ya' just can't catch them lil' devils. Bungee jumpin squirrils
.. its a "skinhead" plot!
I love Uropeen women an' this letter frum Andrea got my blood a boilin'. Been thinkin' 'bout visitin' Urope, but if the Ole'Lady found out I'd be sing Suprano in the Choir with ole' John Wayne Bobbit.
10/22/95 9:20:59 AM
email_from: natale@iprolink.ch
email_subject: Bubba's name
Body: hi,
my name is Andrea del Bubba. i am leaving in Geneva Switzerland
since 43 years. I was born in Genoa in Italy and my origins
are from Firenze (1500 more or less).
Where you from? i am interested....
Ciao
Well I just had to write Andrea back .. I though I'd share it with ya'.
Well howdy thar Andrea! Sorry we took s'long to get back two ya'. We 'uns
had to ask our elders .. and 'bout neer ask we can figur .. you may be
relations! The kids are excited, they want to come to Swizurlund.
Now, wer not sure mind ya', but Great Granpa Otis (they named a elevator
aftur 'im), herd tell 'bout a Benny "the Bubba" who met a, Christurfur ..
something ???, who wuz a visitin' 'merica in 'bout 1492. Well ole Benny
left on this boat call'd the bean, or sumpin'. That makes ole Benny makin'
it back to Italy at 'bout 1500. We hurd that he changed his name frum Benny
the Bubba to sumpin' more upity, "Benito del Bubba", sounds 'bout right.
Not sure, but Benny the Bubba might be yur relations.
Speakin' of relations, my woman says last night, "What ever happin'd to our
sexual relations?", an' I said, "Well, I don't even recolect gettin' a
Christmas Card frum 'em last year." Well, that's kinda like Benny's bunch
.. 'no what I mean?
Luv ya' hun, an' we're so proud to to hav' ya' as part of our own.
An yuuur just a welcome to visit! Ya'll cum down now, ya' hear' !
Bubba
P.S. - Don't even brang a Spit Cup, ya' can use one o mine.
They been predictin' just about evurthang is gona take ovur the world ..
killer bees, roaches, imigrents, aids, ebola virus, evun babbettes !
Well, here is a new 'un ... Kuduz. Why hell, the ol' lady just planted that stuff
on the house, she thought is wuz a Southern variety of English Ivy.
Lordy, Lordy. At first I thought we had a problem, but now, I DON'T THINK SO.
I'm gonna let it do its thang. Them cars with no wheels in the front yard, well thejust look like them English plant sculpture thangs that grow in a shape. An in a year or so I won't hav'ta cut the yard. Well, now that I think about it ..
I don't cut the yard NOW !
4/15/96 3:27:26 PM
email_from: mshores@bamanet.ua.edu
email_subject: The Amazing Story of Kudzu
Body: Here's a link Bubba might like:
"The Amazing Story of Kudzu"
http://www.sa.ua.edu/cptr/kudzu.htm
That viney stuff may take over the South some day!
Them Bubbas are everywhere. Thars even one in HOLLAND !
12/16/95 7:41:33 AM
email_from: lr@xs4all.nl
email_subject: The name ; BUBBA
Body: This dutch guy has a nickname Bubba in this crazy country
HOLLAND. A rather unique name over here but obviously not in the
States as he found over 100 files with Bubba's.
We Bubbas love a good joke .. send ME one !
Date: Mon, 4 Dec 1995 23:16:27
email_from: egregory@nashville.net
email_subject: The Real Redman
Body: This is probably too old, but it's appropriate for your page.
Just through some little horns on your bubba logo and you've
got it.
Q. What do you call a southern satan?
A. Beelzabubba
Here's a guddun', sumpin to drank. Check 'is out !
Date: Tue, 7 Nov 1995 20:24:47
email_from: HeadBubba@msn.com
email_subject: The Bubba Slush
Body: The Bubba Slush is served at a bar in NYC- Live Bait
1/2 shot vodka
1/2 shot gin
1/2 shot triple sec
1/2 shot amaretto
1/2 shot tia maria
1/2 shot rum
1 shot grenadine
1 1/2 oz cranberry juice
1 1/2 os pineapple juice
1 cup crushed ice
*** after belending, top with a shot of beer
"Hey Bubba look at this !" Her "master" is kinda "kinkie", but I'm not sure if I'd like "a thesis" on my BBQ. It amaizin' whut a edgicashun can do fur ya' !
Date: Tue, 28 Nov 1995 17:36:31
email_from: laurad@politicsusa.com
email_subject: barbecue
Body: Please check out my master's thesis on BBQ: A Southern Cultural Icon.
I think that you will like it:
http://darwin.clas.virginia.edu/~ld9d/bbq.html
This is whar we started, it's kinda like the END, or maybe the BEGININ'
